sorryforpartybarackin:

*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*

(Source: spermbanker, via easesyoumentally)

thatfunnyblog:

 


when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.
whoredinarygirl:

i’m about to blow my paycheck

howdareyoutakemyurl:

one of the worst feelings in the world is when a book ends and you don’t quite know what to do with your life now because for a moment those characters were a big part of it and you’ve absorbed their personalities and character traits and it’s like a piece of the puzzle is missing

(via friskywithfitz)

heyfunniest:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
At the grocery store
Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.