Yesss. My honeymoon please get here faster

I wonder if Goldfish ever fuck with a little kids head like “oh what a delicious cheddar snack, yumm- THIS FISH IS SMILING AT ME WTF I CAN’T EAT HIM HE’S DA HOMIE”

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via embrace-the-grind)

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inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET
whoknowsyou09:

We should have these everywhere 

I know cuddling sounds really great at first but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be, like when you’re trying to sleep and this whole other person is like, “let me touch you and hold you blah blah blah” and you’re just like gtfo I’m trying to sleep.